MARCO: WE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING AWFUL IN OUR PAST LIVES
TO DESERVE THIS HELL.
PAIGE: OH, JUST WAIT UNTIL UNIVERSITY.
ACCORDING TO DYLAN, IT ONLY GETS HARDER.
HE SAID MCGILL'S TOUGH.
DYLAN?
HOW IS THE SATAN CHILD ANYWAY?
ELLIE: QUESTION:
WHO'S STILL BITTER OVER LAST YEAR?
ANSWER: OH, MARCO DEL ROSSI.
MARCO: STOP!
I AM SO OVER THAT GUY.
I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
GREAT.
SO THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT STALKER BOY -
TIM, YOUR LOVESICK SHADOW.
MARCO: GUYS, CAN YOU BE NICE?
YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN SORTA SEEING EACH OTHER.
EMPHASIS ON THE "SORTA".
YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A DATE YET.
TIM: HEY, YOU GUYS.
WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE A BRAIN-BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE.
MARCO: [CHUCKLING] YEAH.
WELL, STUDYING FOR EXAMS IS KILLER,
BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN THE CARNAGE IF YOU DARE.
SUPER. FIRST ROUND OF CAFFEINE'S ON ME.
OH, I'M OUT.
MY RIDE JUST SHOWED UP.
HE'S IN TOWN?!
PAIGE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
HEY, MARCO.
HEY... HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MAY I?
UH, ACTUALLY, THE SEAT'S SAVED FOR SOMEONE.
MY BOYFRIEND... TIM.
TIM, MEET MY EX, DYLAN.
HE WAS... HE WAS JUST LEAVING.
LATER, MARCO.
♪ Whatever it takes
♪ I know I can make it through
♪ If I hold out
♪ I know I can make it through
♪ Be the best
♪ Be the best I can
♪ And I say to you
♪ Whatever it takes
♪ I know I can make it
♪ I know I can make it through
MR. ELLIS: OKAY PEOPLE,
NO TALKING, NO CELL PHONES,
NO BATHROOM BREAKS UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.
OKAY.
FLIP 'EM AND HAVE FUN.
LIBERTY: SO...
IGNEOUS ROCKS ARE PURE,
WHEREAS SEDIMENTARY ROCKS
ARE MADE OF OTHER FORMS OF ROCKS. SEE?
WHY DO I CARE?
BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL,
DAD'LL SEND YOU TO SUMMER SCHOOL... AGAIN.
DEREK, METAMORPHIC ROCKS?
ARE ROCKS THAT HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED
WITH HEAT AND PRESSURE.
SOMEONE'S BEEN LISTENING TO ME.
SOMEBODY'S A BIGGER NERD THAN YOU.
DEREK: THAT'S HIS WAY OF SAYING
WE'D BE FLUNKING OUT RIGHT NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.
WELL, I DO AIM TO PLEASE.
DEREK: WE STILL STUDYING TONIGHT?
MAYBE WE CAN ORDER PIZZA AND TALK?
ELLIE: IF I FAILED, WHICH I DID,
I'LL BE STUCK AT DEGRASSI FOREVER.
PAIGE: THEN IT'S SETTLED.
TONIGHT, WE NEED TO HAVE SOME FUN.
WHAT?!
WE HAVE AN ENGLISH EXAM TOMORROW?
WHICH YOU'VE STUDIED FOR NON-STOP FOR WEEKS.
IF YOU DON'T RELAX AND HAVE SOME FUN,
YOU'RE GOING TO CRACK, MARCO.
SO WHO'S WITH ME?
PAIGE: NICE. THERE'S THIS PLACE,
"THE OTHER TEAM". IT'S A GAY CLUB,
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING HIT ON.
ALEX: GREAT. ELLIE: YEAH, GREAT.
SO ARE YOU GOING TO ASK TIM TO COME?
I DON'T KNOW,
DO I REALLY WANT TO BE HIS FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND?
I MEAN, I START UNIVERSITY IN THE FALL AND-
AND DYLAN'S BACK IN TOWN.
HE'S SINGLE,
HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE,
AND HE KNOWS HE SCREWED UP.
PAIGE...
WHEN I SAY DYLAN BROKE MY HEART,
I MEAN THAT HE TOOK IT,
FROZE IT,
HE THEN DROPPED IT FROM THE CN TOWER,
AND RIPPED IT TO SHREDS, OKAY?
OKAY.
ALL I'M SAYING,
IF YOU'RE SO READY TO MOVE ON,
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT?
MRS. VAN ZANDT: LIBERTY, CAN WE TALK TO YOU?
LIBERTY: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I PUT THE SCHEDULE ON THE FRIDGE.
HOME BY 5:00, CHEMISTRY UNTIL 7:00,
TUTORING UNTIL 8:00.
IT'S IMPORTANT.
MORE IMPORTANT THAN MR. ELLIS' CHEM EXAM?
YEAH. I DOUBT THAT.
THE ADOPTIVE PARENTS PHONED TODAY.
THEY'RE MOVING TO SEATTLE.
BUT NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WE HAVE AN OPEN ADOPTION.
WELL, LEGALLY, THE BABY IS THEIRS.
THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO MOVE.
AND MY RIGHTS?
OH YEAH, I GAVE THOSE UP.
THEY ASKED IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE HIM ONCE MORE
BEFORE THEY LEAVE.
TO SAY GOODBYE.
I SAID GOODBYE WHEN I GAVE HIM UP.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STANDING IN LINE
FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN LIBRARY BOOKS.
PAIGE: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BRAIN IS WORKING WELL ENOUGH
FOR ME TO EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.
TIM: HEY!
THIS IS REALLY EXCITING.
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A GAY CLUB BEFORE.
HAVE YOU?
HEY! YEAH.
YEAH, I CAME HERE ONCE WITH...
HEY, LOOK, THE LINE IS MOVING.
LET'S... OKAY.
LIBERTY: SO, UPPER CANADA
BECAUSE IT'S UP THE ST. LAWRENCE RIVER;
LOWER QUEBEC BECAUSE IT'S AT THE END.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
ALL RIGHT, PIZZA!
YOU EACH OWE ME EIGHT BUCKS.
SO, THAT'S HISTORY.
WHAT NEXT? BIOLOGY?
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING PERSONAL?
SURE. I'M ALL EARS.
IT'S ABOUT YOUR BABY.
DID YOU EVER CONSIDER KEEPING HIM?
LIKE WHEN YOU HELD HIM.
WAS IT HARD TO LET HIM GO?
GET OUT!
I'M SORRY.
I'M ADOPTED.
IT'S JUST SOMETHING I ALWAYS WONDERED.
GET OUT!
I MEAN IT.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE ADOPTED,
DROPPED BY A STORK OR ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
GET OUT!
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
HEY, OKAY.
SO YOU WERE BUSY TELLING ME
HOW MUCH YOU LIVE FOR THE OSCARS.
I LIVE AND DIE FOR THEM.
MARCO: OH MAN, ME TOO.
SO QUIZ ME.
OKAY UM...
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, 1994.
UH...UH...
OH, DIANNE WIEST, "BULLETS OVER BROADWAY".
DESPITE UMA THURMAN'S OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE
IN "PULP FICTION".
PERFORMANCE IN "PULP FICTION", I KNOW.
HEY TIM,
I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DID PAIGE PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
NO. I DID.
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
I MISS US.
I MISS YOU.
YOU'RE CUTE, YOU'RE SMART,
AND YOU'RE FUNNY.
AND I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
YEAH.
YOU DID A MISTAKE, DYLAN, TONIGHT.
COMING HERE.
I'M WITH TIM NOW. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
UM... SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING,
BUT I WAS JUST GONNA GO GET SOME MORE WATER AND-
ELLIE: OKAY, SO...
JANE EYRE, WHICH I FINISHED READING AN HOUR AGO -
DON'T GET IT.
OKAY, THINK OF IT THIS WAY. I'M ROCHESTER-
OF COURSE.
YEAH. TIM IS JANE EYRE
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE'S SIMPLE, SWEET,
AND UNCOMPLICATED.
AND DYLAN IS CRAZY BERTHA,
LOCKED AWAY IN THE ATTIC.
OKAY, IT'S ABOUT MOVING ON
AND PUTTING THE PAST BEHIND YOU,
WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
JUST THINK OF IT LIKE SALVATION.
[PHONE RINGS] HOLD UP.
MUST BE ANOTHER EMAIL FROM TIM.
OKAY, THAT THING IS ONE STEP AWAY
FROM YOU BECOMING AN ANDROID.
IT'S FROM DYLAN.
WE ARE THROUGH!
OVER!
SO DON'T SEND ME STUPID LITTLE EMAILS.
YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO MY PLACE
TO TELL ME NOT TO EMAIL YOU?
RIGHT.
THIS IS SO NOT OVER, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
WHY NOW? HUH?
WHAT IS WITH THE STALKER ROUTINE?
WHY? YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HOME FOR THE SUMMER?
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
I'M HOME FOR THE SUMMER BECAUSE OF YOU.
I STILL LOVE YOU, MARCO.
MARCO: DON'T.
DON'T CALL ME.
DON'T TEXT ME.
DON'T EMAIL ME.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ME.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
ALL RIGHT GUYS, TIME'S UP.
PASS 'EM IN.
I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE EXAM.
HOW DID YOU GET IT DONE SO QUICKLY?
MAYBE BECAUSE I NEVER STARTED.
HEY...
HI.
SO I KNOW YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MORE EXAM LEFT,
AND I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THIS TO YOU BEFORE,
BUT...
MARCO: OH... [CHUCKLES]
WOW. THANKS.
GOOD LUCK NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE.
KWAN: TIME'S UP, EVERYONE.
HAND THEM IN.
AND CONGRATS, EXAMS ARE DONE!
I'M SO TIRED,
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ANSWERED THE SECOND ESSAY QUESTION
WITH WHITE STRIPES LYRICS.
[MARCO LAUGHS]
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO A LITTLE RYAN REYNOLDS MOVIE FIESTA TONIGHT?
OH YES, I AM SO IN.
OH BUT... TIM.
I KINDA PROMISED HIM A DATE.
OH. UM...
WELL, BRING HIM.
WE'LL GIVE HIM A GOOD GOING OVER.
MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR MARCO.
AND THE SATAN CHILD?
HOCKEY PRACTICE. SO?
SO, I'LL BRING THE CHIPS.
GOOD. SEE YOU.
COOL.
IT WAS ONE STUPID EXAM.
WORTH 30 PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE.
SO?
YOU DON'T CARE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
THIS ISN'T THE GIRL I KNOW.
MRS. VAN ZANDT: HAROLD, STOP.
DANNY: DEREK AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING HERE TONIGHT, DAD.
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT A PLAY, REMEMBER?
MM-HM.
THIS ISN'T OVER.
WE WON'T BE LATE.
DANNY: I APPRECIATE YOU BEING THE DEMON SEED
AND TAKING THE HEAT OFF ME,
BUT I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD.
FEMALE ANATOMY 101.
TO ALBERT EINSTEIN!
[COUGHS]
DAD DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE,
SO LET'S REALLY MESS WITH HIS MIND.
PAIGE: OKAY, DON'T FREAK.
DYLAN PROMISED HE'D BE OUT OF HERE BY NOW.
MARCO: WHAT?
[GROANS] PAIGE...
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
WE'LL BE WATCHING IN THE BASEMENT ANYWAYS.
COME ON, EVERYONE'S DOWNSTAIRS.
ANTOINE, BEFORE YOU GO, MAN.
CHECK OUT MY TATTOO.
DUDE! THAT'S AWESOME.
TIM: UM...
MARCO, WHAT ABOUT THAT RYAN REYNOLDS MOVIE FIESTA
THAT YOU PROMISED?
YEAH. YEAH. LET'S GO. COOL.
HOCKEY PRACTICE IS CANCELLED.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JOIN ME FOR A LITTLE POKER?
TEXAS HOLD 'EM?
NO THANKS.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THAT ONE.
I FIGURED YOU'D WIMP OUT.
EXCUSE ME?
COME ON, MARCO, WHO'RE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'RE ALWAYS "PLAYING IT SAFE".
YOU'RE WAY TOO CHICKEN TO GAMBLE.
REALLY?
WHAT'S THE BUY-IN?
[SLURRING] AND HERE'S TO DRESSING ME IN OVERALLS
UNTIL GRADE NINE.
UH, YOU MIGHT WANNA PACE YOURSELF.
YEAH. WELL, I THINK THAT YOU THINK...
THAT I THINK THAT YOU THINK...
ATTENTION. SOFTWARE GLITCH.
DEREK: I THINK...
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
LIBERTY: [STRUGGLING] LET GO! LET GO!
[MIRROR SHATTERS]
OH NO.
NO, NO, NO.
MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL ME.
I'M A STUPID, USELESS, MESSED UP...
LIBERTY, IT'S A MIRROR.
YOUR FACE DIDN'T BREAK IT THIS TIME,
SO WHY SO UPSET?
BECAUSE MY BABY IS GONE.
HE'S GONE ACROSS THE COUNTRY
AND I ABANDONED HIM.
DEREK: I NEVER GOT TO MEET MY BIRTH-MOTHER.
NOT SURE I EVER WILL.
SHE COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF ME,
SO SHE MADE SURE I ENDED UP IN A FAMILY THAT COULD.
I KNOW IT WAS HARD FOR HER TO DO.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?
DEREK: SHE TOLD ME.
I MEAN, IN A LETTER.
SHE GAVE ME A SORT OF TREASURE CHEST.
I SEE YOUR TWO
AND RAISE FOUR.
SEE YOU BACK.
BY RAISING TEN?
TIM!
I'M SORRY, THEY WERE ALL MESSY.
DYLAN: UH!
BET'S ON THE TABLE.
ALL... IN.
MARCO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOLD.
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT, DEL ROSSI?
PRETTY RECKLESS.
THAT'S WHAT BEING RECKLESS IS ALL ABOUT, MY FRIEND.
JUST DOING, NOT THINKING.
HURTING WHOEVER YOU WANT IN THE PROCESS.
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU HURT ME?
HOW?! HOW YOU COULD JUST HURT ME LIKE THAT, DYLAN?!
I...
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I'VE APOLOGIZED
AND I'VE TRIED TO MAKE THINGS BETTER.
SO I'M NOT GONNA KEEP BEATING MYSELF UP
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK.
OH, I'M NOT STUCK.
YOU ARE.
DATE TIM, PLAY IT SAFE.
DATE A BUNCH OF GUYS.
THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO YOU AND ME.
EVERYTHING.
TIM: DYLAN'S CRAZY.
I MEAN, WHAT HE SAID WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE.
I MEAN, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW,
WE'RE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
TIM, YOU'RE GREAT.
OH, YOU'RE PERFECT, ACTUALLY.
AND I'M-
HEY LOOK, I'M REALLY PROUD OF ALL THE STEPS
YOU'VE TAKEN THIS YEAR.
WELL, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.
AND I'M THINKING THAT,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA BE AWAY NEXT YEAR BUT...
I'LL COME VISIT. AND I'VE GOT A BUS SCHEDULE,
AND I'VE MAPPED OUT SOME TIMES-
TIM!
I...I WANTED TO MOVE ON.
YOU AND I, WE CONNECTED BUT...
MARCO, I GET HOW DIFFICULT THESE THINGS CAN BE,
AND HOW MUCH DYLAN MEANT TO YOU.
THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT.
TIM, HE STILL DOES.
YOU USED ME.
NO.
NO. NO. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID, LYING, CHEATING EX.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, MARCO?
YOU ARE PERFECT FOR HIM.
DEREK: SO YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR A MONTH?
DANNY: AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE LIBERTY PUKE HER GUTS OUT.
JUST WHAT EVERY KID NEEDS TO KNOW:
THE INNER WORKINGS OF DEGRASSI.
DEREK: WELL, IT'S A PART OF YOU, RIGHT?
JT: HERE IT IS,
ISSUE NUMBER ONE OF "THE CRIMSON KID".
A COMIC BOOK, JT?
YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT'S WORTH?
IT'S MY MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION,
AND I WANT HIM TO HAVE IT.
WELL, I'D LIKE IT IF BOTH OF YOU
PUT SOMETHING IN AS WELL.
I WANT THE BABY TO KNOW HE HAD LOTS OF GOOD PEOPLE
THINKING OF HIM.
DYLAN, IF YOU EVER HURT ME AGAIN, I...
I WON'T.
HEY, EVEN IDIOTS GROW UP AT SOME POINT.
I'M A SLOB.
OKAY? I'M RECKLESS.
AND I'M YOUR EXACT OPPOSITE.
BUT YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME, MARCO,
AND I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE.
OH, YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.